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3 => SELECT id_categorie as id, id_categorie as value FROM torahbox.categorie_content WHERE id_content = :id_content AND id_table = :id_table

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1 => SELECT a.*, b.pays_id FROM torahboxbeta.ville a LEFT JOIN torahboxbeta.pays b ON b.pays_iso2 = a.pays_iso_ville WHERE a.id_ville = :id_ville LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT id_dedicace as id, description_dedicace as texte FROM dedicace WHERE id_table = :id_table AND active = 1 AND ((date_debut = :date AND date_fin = '0000-00-00') OR (:date BETWEEN date_debut AND date_fin)) LIMIT 1

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1 => SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM torahbox_stats.content

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1 => INSERT INTO torahbox_stats.content (`id_content`, `id_table`, `id_membre`, `ip`, `uuid`) VALUES (:id_content, :id_table, :id_membre, :ip, :uuid)

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1 => SELECT a.id_article, a.titre_article, a.alias_article FROM article a LEFT JOIN categorie_content b ON (b.id_content = a.id_article AND b.id_table = 'article') WHERE DATE(a.time_pub) != '0000-00-00' AND a.id_article != :id_article AND b.id_categorie = :id_categorie AND b.default_categorie = '1' AND a.time_pub BETWEEN :time_pub AND '2026-08-03 22:56:56' AND a.active = '1' ORDER BY a.time_pub ASC LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT a.id_article, a.titre_article, a.alias_article FROM article a LEFT JOIN categorie_content b ON (b.id_content = a.id_article AND b.id_table = 'article') WHERE DATE(a.time_pub) != '0000-00-00' AND a.id_article != :id_article AND b.id_categorie = :id_categorie AND b.default_categorie = '1' AND a.time_pub < :time_pub AND a.active = '1' ORDER BY a.time_pub DESC LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT id_article_groupe FROM article_groupe_content WHERE id_article = :id_article LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT a.id_categorie_content, b.id_parent, b.id_page, b.id_categorie, b.nom_categorie, a.default_categorie FROM torahbox.categorie_content a LEFT JOIN torahbox.categorie b ON b.id_categorie = a.id_categorie WHERE (a.id_content = :id_content AND a.id_table = :id_table) ORDER BY a.default_categorie DESC

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1 => SELECT a.id_content FROM categorie_content a LEFT JOIN torahboxbeta.campagne19_livres b ON b.campagne19_livres_id = a.id_content WHERE a.id_table = 'campagne19_livres' AND b.campagne19_livres_type = 1 AND a.id_categorie IN (288) AND b.campagne19_livres_status = 1 ORDER BY rand() LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT a.campagne19_livres_id FROM torahboxbeta.campagne19_livres a WHERE a.campagne19_livres_status = 1 AND a.campagne19_livres_type = 1 ORDER BY rand() LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT * FROM torahboxbeta.campagne19_livres WHERE campagne19_livres_id = 330 AND campagne19_livres_status IN (-1,0,1) LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT id_dedicace as id, description_dedicace as texte FROM dedicace WHERE id_table = :id_table AND active = 1 AND id_content = :id_content LIMIT 1

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1 => SELECT id_tag as id, id_tag as value FROM tag_content WHERE id_content = :id_content AND id_table = :id_table

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1 => SELECT a.*, 0 as count_quizz, m.alias_media, CONCAT(b.titre_auteur,b.prenom_auteur,' ',b.nom_auteur) as nom_auteur, b.titre_auteur, b.prenom_auteur, b.nom_auteur as nom_auteur2, b.nom_en_auteur, b.id_auteur, b.publicite_auteur, b.sexe_auteur, b.langue_auteur, (SELECT id_categorie FROM torahbox.categorie_content WHERE id_content = a.id_article AND id_table = 'article' AND default_categorie = 1) as id_categorie_default FROM torahbox.article a LEFT JOIN auteur b ON b.id_auteur = a.id_auteur LEFT JOIN media m ON m.id_media = a.id_media WHERE a.site_article IN (0,1) AND a.time_pub != '0000-00-00 00:00:00' AND a.time_pub <= '2026-08-03 22:56:56' AND a.active = 1 AND a.langue_article = 'FR' AND (SELECT COUNT(id_categorie) FROM categorie_content WHERE id_content = a.id_article AND id_table = 'article' AND id_categorie = '288' LIMIT 1) = 1 AND a.id_article != '10391' HAVING id_categorie_default > 0 ORDER BY a.time_pub DESC, a.id_article DESC LIMIT 0,5

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